Hi everybody I am going to tell you
a joke... once upon a time I had
a friend called Harry and his dream
was to work in a zoo and one day
he got to work in a zoo he was very pleased, so on his first day he went to the head zoo keeper's
office and the head zoo keeper said we only have one rule here and that is if you kill any of the animals and they are in your charge you have to pay for them, and all the costs are in that red book. so he was sweeping up in the finch cage and he passed a finch on a perch and he knocked the perch with his shoulder and the perch fell and died! so he sneaked into the head zoo keeper's office and looked in the book to see how much the finch's costs £50 wow he said,I'm not paying that so he took the finch to the lion's cage and threw it in and the lion ate it! So he was sweeping up in the chimp cage and two chimps were messing about on a tyre and then the chain snapped and the two chimps DIED!so he went to the head zoo keepers office and looked in the book and the chimps were five thousand pounds, he said im not paying that so he took the chimps to the lions cage and threw them in and the lions ate them up! So the next time he went to the feild on a tractor with blades at ether side,so he was driving the tractor when he hit a tree and 300 bees came out and got mushed up in the blades so he went to the head zoo keeper's office and looked in the book bees were £10 each wow he said,I'm not paying that so he got the bees in a weel barrow and put them in the lions cage and the lions ate them! So the next day a new lion came and said so what is the food like here then well yesterday I had Finch Chips and Mushy Bees!!!!!!!